To Be A Billionaire
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To be a billionaire was founded by the alpha, the omega, the most amazingly good looking soon to be billionaire on the face of the planet. It is co-operated by the tech oriented paterfamilias from the west coast. He learned the crafts of the billionaire trade by a small group of gipsy horse thieves who just so happened to stop by trying to pedal the quarter horse they had just stolen from the neighborhood glue factory. We found each other by chance at a chicken stand near the corner of Washington and Main Street (you know the place). We both ordered the gizzards and agreed that there is no better way to fill an empty stomach then by filling it with more stomachs, then struck up a conversation about how if we were billionaires we would take over the world one traveling taco stand at a time. The rest is pretty much history, we spend our summers in Guatemala learning the tricks of the trade and our winters in Aspen where the beer flows like wine. Do to nature of this site, it will be filled with the most amazing things you've ever even thought about thinking about, and also may contain bad grammar and the lack of a spell check option.


Ryan Bennett
President
rbennett@tobeabillionaire.com
Eric Mattison
Vice President
emattison@tobeabillionaire.com